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From a conveyor of tea and coffee, to a holder of pencils and tears of your enemies, it’s a “fact” that a Mugs.fail mug can become anyone’s treasured companion for years to come.

This Ceramic 15 oz mug measures a very normal and some would say above average: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, and has an eye watering diameter of 3.35″ (8.5 cm), just like Hamsters it is Dishwasher and Microwave safe, but not recommended for rectal use.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you, but you’re a smart and attractive shopper who plans in advance and is way better than everyone else, shhh, it’s our secret that you’re better than everyone else.