I'll finish this later...

While smaller than our normal mugs, this has enough volume to embiggen the smallest person. From holding morning coffee stronger than a nuclear meltdown, doughnut crumbs, or the salty tears of coworkers who didn’t get the promotion, this Springfield-inspired mug is a proven multitasker. Some say it even improves productivity by 8% (scientifically tested by “a guy at Moe’s”).

This white and yellow 11 oz ceramic beauty stands a perfectly cromulent 3.79″ (9.6 cm) tall and an entirely unpossible 3.25″ (8.3 cm) wide — a mug so average it’s exceptional. Dishwasher and microwave safe, though we do not recommend using it for power plant coolant, experimental rapidly evolving soda societies, or BBQ sauce for your BBBQ.

Each mug is crafted just for you the moment you order it — because EXCELLENT(steeples fingers) things come to those who wait. You, dear shopper, are a genius of taste and good GLAVEN so handsome! Don’t let the neighbourinos know though… they my covet your wares.