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You know who invited you to a secret *wink* *wink*....
You know who invited you to a secret *wink* *wink*....
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While smaller than our normal mugs, this has enough volume to embiggen the smallest person. From holding morning coffee stronger than a nuclear meltdown, doughnut crumbs, or the salty tears of coworkers who didn’t get the promotion, this Springfield-inspired mug is a proven multitasker. Some say it even improves productivity by 8% (scientifically tested by “a guy at Moe’s”).
This white and yellow 11 oz ceramic beauty stands a perfectly cromulent 3.79″ (9.6 cm) tall and an entirely unpossible 3.25″ (8.3 cm) wide — a mug so average it’s exceptional. Dishwasher and microwave safe, though we do not recommend using it for power plant coolant, experimental rapidly evolving soda societies, or BBQ sauce for your BBBQ.
Each mug is crafted just for you the moment you order it — because EXCELLENT(steeples fingers) things come to those who wait. You, dear shopper, are a genius of taste and good GLAVEN so handsome! Don’t let the neighbourinos know though… they my covet your wares.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
This white and yellow 11 oz ceramic beauty stands a perfectly cromulent 3.79″ (9.6 cm) tall and an entirely unpossible 3.25″ (8.3 cm) wide — a mug so average it’s exceptional. Dishwasher and microwave safe, though we do not recommend using it for power plant coolant, experimental rapidly evolving soda societies, or BBQ sauce for your BBBQ.
Each mug is crafted just for you the moment you order it — because EXCELLENT(steeples fingers) things come to those who wait. You, dear shopper, are a genius of taste and good GLAVEN so handsome! Don’t let the neighbourinos know though… they my covet your wares.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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